[Event Post]

[tsunny_sunday]

::So, there's this thick-bodied woman in a shirt, jacket and jeans sitting roughly on the lawn in front of Sakana, chugging on a cheap beer. Next to her is a box labelled "Property of Jinn Naoma". In English. She seems honestly irked, angry, and bored to be here.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"Oh god why are you here."

Staring.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Pushes the box to you.:: Work, mostly. When did you move to this shit hole?

[beastkingnaoma]

"A few months ago."

He takes the box.

"What's this."

[tsunny_sunday]

Shit I'm told's yours. And christ, you have no taste whatsoever.

[beastkingnaoma]

He peeks in the box.

"How do I have no taste?"

[tsunny_sunday]

This shitty rathole.

::It's pompadour hairgel. Geek suspenders. A pink Erland shirt. And an anatomically correct Lion fursuit.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..None of this is mine."

[tsunny_sunday]

Not my problem, asshole. The stupid Yakuza bitch I work for said to deliver it to you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I thought the stupid girl onni owned you."

[tsunny_sunday]

That's the one, dumbass.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...She's with the Yakuza..? The Yakuza would eat her like a ham."

[tsunny_sunday]

She's missing a finger like a fucking Yakuza.

[beastkingnaoma]

"An angel ripped it off because she had a ring he wanted! I was there!"

[tsunny_sunday]

Anyways, enjoy your shit, faggot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..."

Jinn sets it down onto the ground. Then shoves Seiya onto the box.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Sits there, completely non plussed.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"There, the box has been dealt with."

[tsunny_sunday]

So, why'd you dump me?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Oh I'm sorry look at the time"

Turns to flee. "

[tsunny_sunday]

::WILD SEIYA ATTEMPTS BODY SLAM.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He speeds up to a jog.

[tsunny_sunday]

::It's falling towards you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

Bolts.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Wham.:: I'LL GET YOU AT SOME POINT.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Body slamming me won't fix anything!"