tsunny_sunday | [Dream Event Post]

::You find yourself in a sunny candy land, with a much thinner Seiya strolling about. She seems to be looking for something.::

For eating sentient candy!

"They seemed sorta dumb to me."

...

::Jumps into the air and attempts to elbow divebomb you. Because cartoon physics.::

She holds up a massive gummi bear to absorb your attack. Where'd she get that.

!!!?

::What the helling as she bounces into a hill.::

"You shouldn't be physical with a tender maiden like myself."

... You ain't no tender maiden if you eat two mountains worth of people, Little Ogre.

"Tender maidens eat candy all the time, blondie."

Not candy people!

::Bumrush.::

She holds the gummy bear in the way again.

...

::Sent flying again. Uuugh.::

"Don't act like you wouldn't eat someone with a big peppermint thing for a head!"

I hate peppermint.

"Fiiine, a gumdrop."

... What's a gumdrop.

"Gumdrop is like. A Firm gooey fruity thing covered in sugar that's a bright color and they stick to your teeth."

Sounds awful.

"...What candy DO you like, toots."

Dark Chocolate, but not too oily, nor too sweet or bitter. And you ain't a guy.

"So a dark chocolate hunk for a head. Geeze. And why does that matter."

... I ain't eating candy people and only guys can say "toots".

"Why not. And nuh uh."

'cuz I ain't a bitch, and yuh huh.

"My dad says you should always call a thuggish girl 'toots'. And you kinda seem like one."

::Stares at you like you're a dancing peanut butter banana.::

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